By the way? I love the irony. Going by water, really.

First order of business being accommodations: Someone's going to help me find a big bed. Ishiah? I completely understand if you feel the need to encumber someone else with this effort of paramount import; I can only imagine this journey is going to be painfully strenuous for everyone involved, ( Read more... )

...Well, this is going to take a while. On the other hand, I do have an eternity.

Ah, fellow citizens? I've done wrong by you, and for that I'd like to apologize. Lying causes unnecessary problems in everyone's life, cheating is unfair, and stealing is unlawful. Sleeping with... everyone can cause the same type of problems, but also hurt the ( Read more... )